🤎Shitpaper

Shitpaper V2 - Journey to the ShitVerse

We would like to express our gratitude to Dr. SHIT for creating ShitGPT and establishing the joyful MEME community, marking the magnificent First Era. Now, we are moving forward to establish a DAO and embark on the Second Era, continuing all the happiness.

With the support of Dr. SHIT, we have obtained control over all social media platforms and official webpages (except for his private Telegram account), eagerly anticipating his spare time to SHIT together with everyone. We deeply appreciate his generosity and selflessness.

Under the framework of the DAO, we will initiate the "Second Era." Dr. SHIT will no longer be actively involved in these endeavors unless he voluntarily joins us.

In the Second Era, we will embark on explorations of various technologies including Blockchain and AI to build the ShitVerse to bring all crypto and NFT community together and create a place for fun and beyond.

The DAO will attempt various exciting use cases, such as location-based web3 social map (SMAP) and Web3 Rotten Tomatoes.

We have initiated donations and established the "DAO Treasury," which will be governed by a closed contract. The "Treasury" will only be utilized for the aforementioned specific scenario and will bring benefits to the community. No one will have the authority to access the "Treasury assets" outside of the specified scenario.

We are currently developing this scenario and will soon provide it for community testing. This is not a distant future but rather this month. We aim to engage in extensive discussions with everyone and will attempt to create an initial version for improvement together with the community.

We will continue our efforts for the lifestyle we cherish: a world that is inclusive, deconstructed, and embraces freedom-punk ideals.

In Shit, We Trust!

- ShitDAO (2023-07-15)

Shitpaper V1 - Memevolution

Welcome aboard to the most hilarious crypto project of the year: ShitGPT ($sGPT)!

$sGPT is more than just another meme token, it's a movement, a social commentary, and a leap into the world of decentralized memes. It's a gentle nudge to remind us all to not take everything so seriously. It's the world’s most memeingful project, created to turn everyday memes into currency. Yes, you heard that right. We’re turning shitposts into diamonds, people!

Launched on the global meme holiday, June 9th, 2023, we proudly present a token that blends the raw, quirky humor of memes with the exciting world of blockchain technology. There are 69 billion $sGPT tokens minted on the Ethereum blockchain, capturing our spirit of fun and injecting it straight into the veins of the crypto universe. What's $sGPT worth, you ask? Pure, unadulterated fun! These tokens are not an investment, but a wild ride on the meme express, with no financial return promised. Remember, it's all in good humor! Now, let's get down to the nitty-gritty.

Now, let's get down to how the distribution will roll: 90% of $sGPT tokens will make a grand entry into Uniswap v2 in one epic transaction. The LP tokens received will be burnt to a crisp, to preserve the fairness and transparency of our venture. The remaining 10% of $sGPT tokens will be shared between two Contracts: 6.9% will serve as our passport to token listing on CEX. Handpicked by Dr. Shit himself, the top 15 🔥💩 exchanges will have their public addresses scripted into the TokenListing Contract. These tokens can only mingle with the wallet addresses owned by these 15 exchanges, with no other addresses allowed. The timing and quantity of token distribution will ride on the token listing schedule. 3.1% is earmarked for the 10 🔥💩 NFT communities. Their contract addresses will be etched into the Treasury Contract. The order of distribution will be shaped by the voting power of the NFT community holders. Their engagement and activity levels with this project will determine the specifics of the distribution. Any tokens left hanging around after 90 days will be BURNED.

Yup, you read that right! In this glorious adventure, $sGPT transforms into an "ownerless token". It's a free bird, cruising the blockchain skies with no master. As part of our community-focused approach, Dr. Shit strongly supports the establishment of a DAO. Once a DAO is up and running, and has the backing of the majority of token holders, all social media accounts will be transferred. Dr. Shit can light the spark, but the future blaze of this project is in your hands. This grand stage of $sGPT welcomes anyone who dares to dream, contribute, and steer this project towards uncharted territories. So, get on board, buckle up, and let’s make history with $sGPT – the ultimate meme token!

To the moon, and beyond!

- Dr. Shit (2023-06-09)